Bank Top Brewery – “Old Slapper”
This one from Bank Top Brewery just looks like they just don’t care anymore. The cartoon girl isn’t even that old and their other beer names are fairly random too.
Stupidly, I looked at the Northumberland Brewery Website
Could the Northumberland Brewery have beaten the Hart Brewery to the title “The Worst Beer Branding in the UK”? [Have a look at this for jaw-dropping gormlessness]
Holden’s Brewery – “Flo Jangles”
Holden’s Brewery “Flo Jangles”. Thanks to Stuart Ross for the pic. It seems Holdens might produce quite a range of atrocities – check here. Keep your eyes peeled.
Potton Brewery – Village Bike
The Potton Brewery Company – “The Village Bike.” Thanks to Joanna Copestick and andrew Mason for the pics.
Warwickshire Beer Company – “Ffiagra”
“Ffiagra” by Warwickshire Beer Company. [image updated. Thanks to Ed Wray of http://edsbeer.blogspot.com/ for the image (2010) Thanks also to Jonny Robins for the updated image (2017).
Houston Brewing Company – “Helga’s Big Jugs”
“Helga’s Big Jugs” by Houston Brewing Company – a “strong, buxom, blonde bier”.
York Brewery – “Stocking Filler”
York Brewery – “Stocking Filler” Geddit? “Stocking filler” is a little extra prezzie, such as a bottle of beer. It is also a contrived description of a young lady far too scantily cla…. oh I give up.
You’ll catch your death going out like that # 1456
You’ll catch your death going out like that Originally uploaded by bltphoto A dubious Christmas Offering from a cross the water (Belgium) courtesy of Pete Brown. A Kelly Brook look a like who as always ordered her Santa costume 4 sizes to small. By the Duwac Brewery.
Hi Jeff, Pump Clip Parade is a great idea. I’m sure you’ve seen these already, but Hart Brewery would appear to be the biggest offenders of the lot, and I’ve attached a bunch. Their (horrific) site is here : http://www.hartbreweryltd.co.uk/ The “Squirrel’s Hoard” clip in particular boggles the mind. […]