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Three B’s Brewery – “Santa’s Skinful”

Santa’s Skinful by Three B’s [bees on the label – geddit?] Brewery. I suppose we should be grateful it’s not called “Santa’s Sackful”.

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York Brewery – “Stocking Filler”

York Brewery – “Stocking Filler” Geddit? “Stocking filler” is a little extra prezzie, such as a bottle of beer. It is also a contrived description of a young lady far too scantily cla…. oh I give up.

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You’ll catch your death going out like that # 1456

You’ll catch your death going out like that Originally uploaded by bltphoto A dubious Christmas Offering from a cross the water (Belgium) courtesy of Pete Brown. A Kelly Brook look a like who as always ordered her Santa costume 4 sizes to small. By the Duwac Brewery.

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Crack Whore

Hello Love your hall of shame website.  Here’s one I encountered while looking at the Humpty Dumpty brewery website.  I feel a bit guilty having enjoyed their beers on several occasions but I feel it’s the only way to bring this daft practice to an end. Regards Matthew Kelly  

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Batemans Brewery – “Miss Luscious”

“I thought Bateman’s were better than this to be honest.” – Barm Batemans Brewery – “Miss Luscious”

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Wychwood Brewery – “The Dog’s Bollocks”

Nothing screams quality beer more than a bollocks reference. eve comes with the catchy warning……may contain nuts – Kirsty McKready.  

Salamander Brewery – “Trouser Trumpet”

———- Forwarded message ———- From: David W. Bailey Date: 2009/11/19 Subject: Trouser Trumpet To: pumpclip.parade@googlemail.com I do sometimes wonder if the objection to a little bit of fun with beer names etc is being a bit square….plus, one persons classy advertising is crass to somebody else. I know some people […]

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Beazelbub’s Achin’ Wombat Gueuze

Here’s a link to a name generator for American microbrews. “Beazelbub’s Achin’ Wombat Gueuze” was our first attempt. Is it possible that there’s a similar name generator for UK real ales? http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php?Mode=Generate