Houston Brewing Company – “Helga’s Big Jugs”
“Helga’s Big Jugs” by Houston Brewing Company – a “strong, buxom, blonde bier”.
Thwaites – “Thoroughbred”
Unfortunately my photograph doesn’t do justice to the full gruesomeness of the presentation of this bottled beer, Thoroughbred Gold by Thwaites. An excess of Essex glamour-puss gold, clear glass, barely legible tedious guff draws the eye in the same way a puddle of vomit outside your front door does. With […]
Verging on the Ridiculous.
Could this be the worst bottled beer label design ever? Thanks to @mybrewerytap for this horror.
Cutter Bay Brewing Company – “Scream ‘n’ Cream Ale”
“Moo Bitches”? Thanks to Pete Brissenden for this bonkers image.
Slaters – “Top Totty”
Many thanks to Andy Mogg (@beerreviewsandy) for this one. “Top Totty” by Slaters Brewery.
Poachers Brewery – “Shy Talk”
Poachers Brewery – “Shy Talk” Shy Talk? Eh? Oh yeah, I get it. Shite-Hawk! What a great name for a beer!
Three B’s Brewery – “Santa’s Skinful”
Santa’s Skinful by Three B’s [bees on the label – geddit?] Brewery. I suppose we should be grateful it’s not called “Santa’s Sackful”.
York Brewery – “Stocking Filler”
York Brewery – “Stocking Filler” Geddit? “Stocking filler” is a little extra prezzie, such as a bottle of beer. It is also a contrived description of a young lady far too scantily cla…. oh I give up.
You’ll catch your death going out like that # 1456
You’ll catch your death going out like that Originally uploaded by bltphoto A dubious Christmas Offering from a cross the water (Belgium) courtesy of Pete Brown. A Kelly Brook look a like who as always ordered her Santa costume 4 sizes to small. By the Duwac Brewery.
Dent Brewery – “Kamikaze”
Dent Brewery – “Kamikaze”.