Pumpclips

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Cropton Brewery – “Dangleberry Ale”

Cropton Brewery – “Dangleberry Ale”. Nothing says perfectly crafted local beer like an allusion to faeces. 

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Salamander’s Trouser Trumpet

———- Forwarded message ———- From: David W. Bailey Date: 2009/11/19 Subject: Trouser Trumpet To: pumpclip.parade@googlemail.com I do sometimes wonder if the objection to a little bit of fun with beer names etc is being a bit square….plus, one persons classy advertising is crass to somebody else. I know some people […]

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Christmas Cringes

Some bottles spotted in Booths today. All fall in the irksome category “Dad likes beer dunnee our Kyle? Lez gerrim some for Christmas.”

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Beazelbub’s Achin’ Wombat Gueuze

Here’s a link to a name generator for American microbrews. “Beazelbub’s Achin’ Wombat Gueuze” was our first attempt. Is it possible that there’s a similar name generator for UK real ales? http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php?Mode=Generate

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Pictures Needed – Britain’s Worst Beer Names.

Here’s a list of cringy names I compiled from the GBG a couple of years ago. Some may be dead and gone, but many are still around. Let’s see if we can get some pictures to complement the gloriously awful names. Some are worse than others, but I’d say all […]

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Carry On Beer Drinking?

Found you this little bundle of joy from Skinny Blonde – they use thermochromic ink that makes the bikini disappear as the beer warms up……class [JP: not really real-ale but if it puts beer in general in a bad light it’s worth including. Thanks]

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Hart Brewery

  Hi Jeff, Pump Clip Parade is a great idea.  I’m sure you’ve seen these already, but Hart Brewery would appear to be the biggest offenders of the lot, and I’ve attached a bunch.  Their (horrific) site is here : http://www.hartbreweryltd.co.uk/ The “Squirrel’s Hoard” clip in particular boggles the mind. […]

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Tiresome T-shirts at the GBBF

Why doesn’t CAMRA just tell them to stop this? It’s just NOT FUNNY. Alcohol played a significant role in killing these people.