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Crack Whore

Hello Love your hall of shame website.  Here’s one I encountered while looking at the Humpty Dumpty brewery website.  I feel a bit guilty having enjoyed their beers on several occasions but I feel it’s the only way to bring this daft practice to an end. Regards Matthew Kelly  

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Batemans Brewery – “Miss Luscious”

“I thought Bateman’s were better than this to be honest.” – Barm Batemans Brewery – “Miss Luscious”

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Wychwood Brewery – “The Dog’s Bollocks”

Nothing screams quality beer more than a bollocks reference. eve comes with the catchy warning……may contain nuts – Kirsty McKready.  

Salamander Brewery – “Trouser Trumpet”

———- Forwarded message ———- From: David W. Bailey Date: 2009/11/19 Subject: Trouser Trumpet To: pumpclip.parade@googlemail.com I do sometimes wonder if the objection to a little bit of fun with beer names etc is being a bit square….plus, one persons classy advertising is crass to somebody else. I know some people […]

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Christmas Cringes

Some bottles spotted in Booths today. All fall in the irksome category “Dad likes beer dunnee our Kyle? Lez gerrim some for Christmas.”

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Beazelbub’s Achin’ Wombat Gueuze

Here’s a link to a name generator for American microbrews. “Beazelbub’s Achin’ Wombat Gueuze” was our first attempt. Is it possible that there’s a similar name generator for UK real ales? http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php?Mode=Generate

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Carry On Beer Drinking?

Found you this little bundle of joy from Skinny Blonde – they use thermochromic ink that makes the bikini disappear as the beer warms up……class [JP: not really real-ale but if it puts beer in general in a bad light it’s worth including. Thanks]

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