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You’ll catch your death going out like that # 1456

You’ll catch your death going out like that Originally uploaded by bltphoto A dubious Christmas Offering from a cross the water (Belgium) courtesy of Pete Brown. A Kelly Brook look a like who as always ordered her Santa costume 4 sizes to small. By the Duwac Brewery.

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One From the Archives

  You’ll be relieved to learn that Dent Brewery, since a change of ownership, has abolished its policy of appalling artwork, concepts and names. Here we bring you a reminder of their shameful past.

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Crack Whore

Hello Love your hall of shame website.  Here’s one I encountered while looking at the Humpty Dumpty brewery website.  I feel a bit guilty having enjoyed their beers on several occasions but I feel it’s the only way to bring this daft practice to an end. Regards Matthew Kelly  

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Batemans Brewery – “Miss Luscious”

“I thought Bateman’s were better than this to be honest.” – Barm Batemans Brewery – “Miss Luscious”

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Wychwood Brewery – “The Dog’s Bollocks”

Nothing screams quality beer more than a bollocks reference. eve comes with the catchy warning……may contain nuts – Kirsty McKready.  

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Cropton Brewery – “Dangleberry Ale”

Cropton Brewery – “Dangleberry Ale”. Nothing says perfectly crafted local beer like an allusion to faeces. 

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Salamander’s Trouser Trumpet

———- Forwarded message ———- From: David W. Bailey Date: 2009/11/19 Subject: Trouser Trumpet To: pumpclip.parade@googlemail.com I do sometimes wonder if the objection to a little bit of fun with beer names etc is being a bit square….plus, one persons classy advertising is crass to somebody else. I know some people […]

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Christmas Cringes

Some bottles spotted in Booths today. All fall in the irksome category “Dad likes beer dunnee our Kyle? Lez gerrim some for Christmas.”

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Beazelbub’s Achin’ Wombat Gueuze

Here’s a link to a name generator for American microbrews. “Beazelbub’s Achin’ Wombat Gueuze” was our first attempt. Is it possible that there’s a similar name generator for UK real ales? http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php?Mode=Generate

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Pictures Needed – Britain’s Worst Beer Names.

Here’s a list of cringy names I compiled from the GBG a couple of years ago. Some may be dead and gone, but many are still around. Let’s see if we can get some pictures to complement the gloriously awful names. Some are worse than others, but I’d say all […]